“‘Sorry.’ She giggles and opens the gun.“From the dryer she fishes out his clean laundry, transferring it into the ironing basket.“Her hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.”.“She gasps, and it’s a call to my bursting d–k.”.This is just sleep - so the next time you scream, I’ll be right there.” “She was some nameless f–k who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”.“She tastes of lipstick and Jägermeister - an intriguing combination.”.Could this be any more confusing.” Here are 10 of the other most laughable lines from the book: A death in the earl’s family has brought him even more money and clout and Demachi, his new pianist housekeeper, has him even more turned on than usual.Īs James writes at the end of the second chapter: “S–t. The 512-page orgasm opus is written alternately from the third person and the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, who speaks in broken English. Where “Fifty Shades” sadist Christian drove pricey sports cars and paddled his love interest, Ana, English earl Maxim Trevelyan and Albanian refugee Alessia Demachi now discuss Demachi’s experience with human trafficking and being too poor to afford socks. “I’m concerned with the way the world is going and how the inequality gap seems to be widening,” she says. “I got out early because it’s too upsetting to have that awful, horrendous situation in my head,” 56-year-old James tells USA Today of the reason “ The Mister” only dabbles in the heavy topic.

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